Why write a BLOG. well people keep telling me that I am funny, intelligent and articulate and I have a lot to say, so I should write a BLOG. I'm kind of tired of hearing it so I am now a blogger. I will leave it up to you, the reade,r to decide if I am funny, articulate and have a lot ot say.
What can you expect to find here? Whatever is on my mind today..perspective from ground level on anything from how to lawn care tips to the systematic destruction of our country by Obama, Pelosi, and the rest of the socialists. Where this BOLG goes is truly up to natural evolution--or God's will, depending on which side of THAT fence you are on.
Reader input is welcomed and vital..so email early and often. turfpundit@gmail.com
A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here America." The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East. I am not American."
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Africa." Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work.
See you tomorrow...with something to say, I hope
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